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argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

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tiredtx:

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

FUCK HAHAHA

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(via sniffing)

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ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

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sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

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chepibola:

when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like

image

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fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(via sniffing)

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via sniffing)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via sniffing)

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mpregalecki:

gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Source: complisults-and-explanabrags
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bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

(via sniffing)

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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